Conversation with my mum:
Mum: Do you have a boyfriend cause you’ve lost weight
Me: Umm… Great logic that…
Mum: Well you might be having lots of sex if you had a boyfriend, and you look like the crazy kind.
Me: Excuse me?!
Mum: You’re 18 you should be open about your sex life to me!
Me: I don’t wanna know about your sex life so why would you want to know about mine?!
Mum: Well the real question here was do you have a boyfriend?
Me: No mother.
Mum: Then who was the guy who left at 3am on Tuesday night?
Me:….
Mum:….
Me: Have you been watching those parenting films again mum?!
Mum: I’m just overtired. Do you like Avocado?
Me: *got up and left*
wtf has my mum been smoking.
